Five Bad Wine Names
Burning Tires Merlot
Sauvignon Plonk
Sleeveless Undershirt Chianti
Purple Drank
Hipster Asshole Cabernet
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Burning Tires Merlot
Sauvignon Plonk
Sleeveless Undershirt Chianti
Purple Drank
Hipster Asshole Cabernet
Table wines get all the attention but I like a nice couch wine once in a while, and very rarely an on-the-floor-and-can't-get-up wine.
ReplyDeleteMy sister in law, a bartender, says that a popular drink is Red Bull and Jaegermeister. I asked her if this had a name. She didn't know. Doesn't surprise me that people drinking this can't think of a title for it.
ReplyDeleteIf it were Burning River Merlot, then maybe!
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