Unnecessary things

Directions on boxes of macaroni and cheese
Standard operating procedures for toilet paper
Warning labels on handguns
Meetings about meetings about meetings
Ingredients on bottled water
Use and care tags on babies
User reviews and star ratings for continents
Photos of knees and fingertips
Instructions for toothpicks

2 comments:

  1. I assembled two cribs today. They are slathered with warnings and instructions. Anyone who needs to be told what to do with a crib has no business being around babies.

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  2. Warnings to avoid being hurt while building it? Or not to use the finished product to hold adults or animals?

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