Acronyms I'd Like To See

It would be a weird future world where these phrases get used often enough to become acronyms.

RLHB: Real Live Human Being
AGL: All Green Lights
MOC: Moment Of Clarity
AFD: All Foes Dead
MFOOTS: Money Falling Out Of The Sky
5OCS: Five O'Clock Somewhere
WECSS: Wile E. Coyote Success Story
LOTW: Lamentations Of Their Women

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  1. FOALMA = Frak Off And Leave Me Alone: Says it all, as economically as possible.

    EDLAGM = Everyone's Driving Like A Grand Mother: Really bad weather when even the red blooded guys in 4WDs are creeping along.

    JBCPN = Journalist/Blogger/Commentator/Pundit Nobody: A writer who comes from nowhere into inexplicable ubiquity, bringing little talent and a great appetite for exposure.

    RTFOTW = Ridiculous Transient Fashion Of The Week: Trucker hat, fauxhawk or similar mayfly-lived hipster trend.

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