What do those function keys do?

There's a row of keys on my laptop with little blue symbols on them.  If you hold the blue "Fn" button and press one of these keys, interesting things happen.

Summon Alien Invasion:

Make Laptop Larger than a House:

Raise and Lower the Half Moon:

and lastly, my favorite...
Break Computer:


  1. Mine has a button that when hit has the computer begging for a more competant user.

  2. Tech support people have an acronym for that: PLBKAC. Problem lies between keyboard and chair. I'm guilty of it too sometimes.