Realistically Titled Manila Folders

When I was in grad school, my boss had a file folder with "USELESS INFO" written on the tab.  We ridiculed him, but I thought it was a refreshingly honest assessment.  Here are some more - you probably have some like this in your own desk, but with less candid names.
  • Solutions for Problems that Don't Exist
  • Plans that will Never Get Executed
  • Paperwork I Want to Forget About
  • Expensive Fantasy Projects
  • Time Bombs
  • Clear-Headed Visions Nobody Wants to Hear
  • Job Security for Some Bureaucrat Somewhere
Do you have any to add?