Observation: If you're at a poker table and you can't figure out who the sucker is, it's you.
Observation: If the traffic you're driving in seems to be all idiots and no assholes, then the asshole is you.
Theorem: In situations where there are only two kinds of people, and you can only see one kind, then you are an example of the other kind.
That first one made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteAddendum: If you can't spot the crazy person in the first five minutes on the bus, then it's you.
ReplyDeleteIf you're in a meeting and you can't figure out who the buzzword-spouting idiot is, it's you.
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