Generalized theory of binary social interactions

Observation: If you're at a poker table and you can't figure out who the sucker is, it's you.

Observation: If the traffic you're driving in seems to be all idiots and no assholes, then the asshole is you.

Theorem: In situations where there are only two kinds of people, and you can only see one kind, then you are an example of the other kind.

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  1. Addendum: If you can't spot the crazy person in the first five minutes on the bus, then it's you.

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  2. If you're in a meeting and you can't figure out who the buzzword-spouting idiot is, it's you.

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